Cover Fart

Celebrating the worst video game box art.
Tongue of Fatman (C64, Genesis)
Ewww… what is this? I’m sorry.

Tongue of Fatman (C64, Genesis)

Ewww… what is this? I’m sorry.

Alabama Smith in the Quest of Fate (Windows)
Oh joy! A “hidden object game” starring… this guy.

Alabama Smith in the Quest of Fate (Windows)

Oh joy! A “hidden object game” starring… this guy.

Prince of Persia (Genesis)
This prince is even whiter than Jake Gyllenhaal.

Prince of Persia (Genesis)

This prince is even whiter than Jake Gyllenhaal.

DinoCity (SNES)
This Tumblr has its good days and its bad days. Today is a good day.

DinoCity (SNES)

This Tumblr has its good days and its bad days. Today is a good day.

The Guy Game (PS2, Xbox, Windows)
Never wanted to punch a game cover so much.

The Guy Game (PS2, Xbox, Windows)

Never wanted to punch a game cover so much.

Bad News Baseball (NES)
The hidden gem of this cover is “Boys Mode” and “Girls Mode”.

Bad News Baseball (NES)

The hidden gem of this cover is “Boys Mode” and “Girls Mode”.

Night Trap (Sega CD, DOS, Windows)
I love the original cover but this one is horrible. Also, I perfected this game once and killed Dana Plato in the ending.

Night Trap (Sega CD, DOS, Windows)

I love the original cover but this one is horrible. Also, I perfected this game once and killed Dana Plato in the ending.

College Slam (SNES, Genesis, PS1, Game Boy, Saturn, PC)
For everyone who wanted to play NBA with unnamed college players, here’s a basketball eating a hoop.

College Slam (SNES, Genesis, PS1, Game Boy, Saturn, PC)

For everyone who wanted to play NBA with unnamed college players, here’s a basketball eating a hoop.

Drake and Josh (GBA)
I’m guessing the one with the dead eyes is Drake, and the Justin Bieber hairpiece is Josh? I could be totally wrong.

Drake and Josh (GBA)

I’m guessing the one with the dead eyes is Drake, and the Justin Bieber hairpiece is Josh? I could be totally wrong.

Cheetahmen II (NES)
Surprised to see an unlicensed, never-released NES game receive such stellar box art.

Cheetahmen II (NES)

Surprised to see an unlicensed, never-released NES game receive such stellar box art.