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Celebrating the worst video game box art.
Fit & Run (Wii)
What are you suggesting?

Fit & Run (Wii)

What are you suggesting?

NBA 2K13
Look at all these guys we paid to be on our cover!

NBA 2K13

Look at all these guys we paid to be on our cover!

NASCAR The Game: Inside Line
OH MY GOD DON’T STAND ON THE TRACK!

NASCAR The Game: Inside Line

OH MY GOD DON’T STAND ON THE TRACK!

007 Legends
Here’s Daniel Craig and a bunch of random stills from Bond movies he wasn’t in.

007 Legends


Here’s Daniel Craig and a bunch of random stills from Bond movies he wasn’t in.

Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed
Sonic, the fastest animal in the gaming world, needs to drive a boat/jet/car hybrid to race a monkey in a ball and Doctor Eggman.

Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed

Sonic, the fastest animal in the gaming world, needs to drive a boat/jet/car hybrid to race a monkey in a ball and Doctor Eggman.

Haunted
I first saw this cover as a thumbnail and was immediately drawn to the image of the girl. Upon seeing the full version, I was disappointed that she wasn’t a terrible looking smudge like in the mini version. I was, however, ecstatic to see her puffy shirt-sleeves and pirate/Scottish ghost pair behind her that look like they’re straight out of some kid’s cartoon.

Haunted

I first saw this cover as a thumbnail and was immediately drawn to the image of the girl. Upon seeing the full version, I was disappointed that she wasn’t a terrible looking smudge like in the mini version. I was, however, ecstatic to see her puffy shirt-sleeves and pirate/Scottish ghost pair behind her that look like they’re straight out of some kid’s cartoon.

BioShock Infinite (Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Windows)
The only hint of any originality that this game is undoubtedly brimming with is the tiny little airship in the corner.

BioShock Infinite (Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Windows)

The only hint of any originality that this game is undoubtedly brimming with is the tiny little airship in the corner.

The Lawnmower Man (PC)
One more to finish off the week, the PC version slides the nightmarish face to the right to make room for a “Best CD-ROM game ever!” quote.

The Lawnmower Man (PC)

One more to finish off the week, the PC version slides the nightmarish face to the right to make room for a “Best CD-ROM game ever!” quote.

The Lawnmower Man (Sega CD, Genesis, SNES, Game Boy)
Sega CD cases were so narrow, they pretty much only had room for the guy’s face. Love it.

The Lawnmower Man (Sega CD, Genesis, SNES, Game Boy)

Sega CD cases were so narrow, they pretty much only had room for the guy’s face. Love it.

The Lawnmower Man (SNES, Genesis, Sega CD, Game Boy)
The German version of the SNES cover.
I think this is my favorite. Love the added background.

The Lawnmower Man (SNES, Genesis, Sega CD, Game Boy)

The German version of the SNES cover.

I think this is my favorite. Love the added background.